Is Gideon A Perv? Big Hair And Shall I Get The Dyson Out?

I was watching George Osborne yesterday, yet another 'well timed' U-turn, this time on fuel prices, call me cynical, paranoid, whatever, but these U-turns do seem to come the day after something so outrageous from the PM, like 'Sod the under 25's, you don't need houses, camping under bridges is fun!'. They come back with something that makes them look so kind, like they are doing us a great favour, in the hope we will forget the bullpoop spouted the day before... I'm just not that stupid.

I wonder if they ever intended to put 3p on the price of fuel, or they were just keeping the idea as a tool to fan the flames of yet another giant cock-up... Just like pasties and caravans before. Or is it because fuel prices are actually falling at the moment and it wouldn't be evil enough to put an extra 3p right now, 'Let's wait till they're sky high again Dave, then we'll bang on the extra, that'll piss 'em off'.

But mostly I look at George Osborne and wonder if he is a pervert! I can't say I've ever met one, I might have, I just don't know! But, I have this image of what a pervert looks like in my head, and George fits that picture perfectly! Don't ask me why! Why? I hear you ask... As I look at that Cabinet of pure evil, George just doesn't seem to fit. The rest look like they want to do you harm, they have, and then some! Their horns and tails are in full view, but not George, he just looks like he wants to feel you up, or tie you up! He is slimy, snake like, a bush lingerer... He gives me the creeps! Pure and simple! I will go all out and predict a major sex scandal involving that man in the future, I can feel it in my water!

So, what about me today? Well, it's not a great day. I'm mobile but high on pain killers, every step is like wading trough treacle in lead wellies, but at least it's not a bed day! And not one angina attack today! (Always looking on the bright side!) I am very worried about my hair though, it is really humid today and my thick, long, blonde, curly hair has gone massive, seriously, it's HUGE! I look like an 80's Glam Rock Band! It's not that bigger deal in the grand scheme of things, I don't have to go anywhere till tomorrow (Back to hospital, Neurologist appointment, I'm collecting 'ologists', four at the last count!) but if I have to answer the door, if I can get through the door with this giant mop on my head, I may scare people into thinking I have been electrocuted!!

I really should be doing things, the floor is messy, wood floors are great but open a door to let a bit of air in and the dust bunnies escape from under the sofa and roll across the floor like tumble weed in the desert! Maybe just one more brew and I'll think about thinking about getting the Dyson out...